The only thing we sell
No-Tek Set And Forget Bag
A microscopy kit with the work already finished. It arrives sealed and fully colonised, breathing through a 0.2 micron patch. You stand it on a shelf out of direct sun and leave it there. There is no tek, no procedure and no equipment on your side of the transaction.
| Product | No-Tek Set And Forget Bag |
|---|---|
| Contents | One sealed bag, made up and fully colonised |
| Filtration | 0.2 micron patch |
| Port | Self-healing, already used — not yours to touch |
| Preparation left | None |
| Equipment needed | None |
| Where to keep it | Indoors, room temperature, out of direct sun |
| Ships from | Michigan, USA |
| Sold for | Microscopy use, 21+ |
In the box
One bag, and nothing you have to assemble.
The bag itself
Sealed at our end with the filter patch already fitted. It is not a kit of parts — there is nothing in the box to put together.
A single card
One card, one side, three sentences. If instructions need a booklet then somebody has left the hard part for the customer.
Plain outer packaging
Padded, upright, and unbranded on the outside. What is printed on the bag stays inside the box it travels in.
Before you order
Worth knowing.
The bag breathes through a 0.2 micron patch. It lets air move in and out while keeping everything else on the outside. That is the piece doing the work that would otherwise be your job, and it is why the bag can simply be left alone.
You do not need to, and leaving it sealed is the point. Every time a bag is opened it is exposed to whatever is in the room, which is exactly the risk this product removes.
No. There is one bag. We would rather make a single thing properly than list a wall of options that all need explaining.
Boxed upright with the filter patch clear, padded on all sides, and shipped in plain outer packaging with no branding on the outside of the box.
Photograph the box and the bag before you move anything and email orders@tellymonstermyco.com the same day it lands. Transit damage gets replaced.